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GIRL I LEFT BEHIND ME (Parody)

(This is a rank and filthy version of this song, and we warned you.)


She was standing there in the moonlight's glare
With nothing on but her nightie.
And the soft moon lit
the nipples of her tits
By Jesus Christ Almighty.

(Chorus)

I fucked her once, I fucked her twice
I fucked her once behind her.
I rammed my pole right up her hole
And broke her organ grinder.

She jumped in bed and covered up her head
And said I could not find her,
But the nipples of her tits showed as plain as shit,
So I jumped right in beside her.

(Chorus)

I fucked her once, I fucked her twice
I fucked her once behind her.
I rammed my pole right up her hole
And broke her organ grinder.

 

 

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